This writes itself.

Some comedian in a semi, tagged the central internet and power supply for the entire complex at 6:52 in the A.M. yesterday. How do I know the time? Well I was here, drinking a hot beverage, crying that my ship has not arrived yet, when my internet access took a huge DUMP. Well, that and the lights went out. The smell of electronic smoke from the server room was a subtle hint that not everything was "kosher". We lost all voice mail, stored and otherwise, e-mail was down for most of the day, and our way overpriced tools were inacessible. I have to admit defeat to the truck driver, because honestly, what could I do to top this? (see below, and see you tomorrow)