Ho Ho Ho.
Tis the season to be Jolly.....Roger.
This is the time of year when people exchange gifts, workplaces have "secret Santa" gift exchanges, and the exchanges have exchanges, then after the holiday you exchange everything. Well this place is no different. We have a "secret Santa" deal and I choose to play the part of Ebeneezer Scrooge and not participate. That is to say, not participate on paper; because after all the best secret Santa is the Santa that is the most secret. So secret, this Santa should be granted "00" status. Now that I think about it, to be granted "00" status you have had to "off" two enemy operatives...hmmm... yeah, lets just say this "secret Santa" is more of a CIA one until i"off" 2 Santa's.
So...
I thought with all the workplace funnies, it was time to give something back; literally, I gave something back. I rounded up a bunch of "white elephants" that I received and assorted "workplace promos" and re-gifted the empty bags that I received as "gift bags" from family, friends, associates, etc. I filled these bags with the random crap, and added some surprises to the gift bags already under the tree, (like a good Santa does) then randomly assigned a lucky (or unlucky) recipient, and replaced the secret gifts around the tree.
Ah the confusion as one lucky person received a grooming kit and a 2 oz can of "Sardines in tomato sauce"; go ahead, math that one out all day and you will have to call it a draw. The real comedy is when you can see WHO gifted to WHO, just by the look on their face! They are really confused when the gift they thought they had put together with some thought is quite different; Sometimes to their horror! The person receiving the "gift" is kind of bewildered as to "what kind of idiot would buy this as a gift?"
Ah, I am that kind of idiot.